LOLOrange Grove PS

5 Spooky Jokes About Halloween

By Rufus

Decorations are up and pumpkins are carved, here’s 5 halloween jokes to make you laugh.

Q. What type of plants do well on All Hallow’s Eve?

A. Bam-BOO!

Q. Why don’t I like Dracula?

A. He’s a pain in the neck.

Q. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?

A. Neck-tarines.

Q. Where do ghosts go on vacation?

A. Mali-boo.

Q. I dropped my pumpkin yesterday.

A. Jack-o-lantern? More like crack-o-lantern!

 

Related Articles

Leave a Reply

Back to top button

Discover more from Press Gang News

Subscribe now to keep reading and get access to the full archive.

Continue reading