Press Gang reporters have been collecting the funniest jokes from the playground. Here is a round up for Father’s Day.
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. To go to the Mooovies
Q. How do you get straight As in class?
A. You use a ruler
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Let us in!
Q. Why did the teacher go to the beach?
A. To test the water
Q. Why did the Oreo go to the Dentist?
A. Because it lost it’s filling
Q. Why was the sand wet?
A. Because the sea weed
Q. What did sushi A say to sushi B?
A. Whats-up-B?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Isabelle?
Isabelle who?
Is a bell ringing? I had to knock
Q. Why did the dog do so well in school?
A. Because he was the teacher’s pet!
Q. What’s the smartest insect around?
A. The spelling bee.
