Candles blown out, cakes been served. Here’s 5 birthday jokes to make your day.
Q. How come you didn’t get me a birthday present?
A. You did say I should surprise you, right?
Q. Why did the birthday girl feel so warm at her birthday party?
A. People kept toasting her!
Q. What kind of music is scary for birthday balloons?
A. Pop music.
Q. Why do some people get heartburn every time they eat birthday cake?
A. They always forget to take off the candles.
Q. What do monsters serve at their birthday parties?
A. I scream cake.
