Q. What do zombies want for their birthday?
A. Brains!
Q. What time is it to run with a crocodile
A. Time to run
Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence
A. Time to get a new fence
Q. What did the hen say when she saw scrambled eggs
A. What a crazy mixed up kid
Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on a turtle’s back
A. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A. Because they have big fingers
Q. Why can’t the leopard hide?
A. Because he’s always spotted
Q. Where do Dracula keep his money?
A. In the blood bank
Q. Do zombies have trouble getting dates?
A. No, because they can dig someone up
Q. Why are skeletons afraid of dogs?
A. Because dogs like bones
Q. What did the metal monster want on his gravestone?
A. Rust in peace
